Cheeky first date

Here's a nice little story. Yes, Sarah - this actually happened. My mom and dad's first date: My mom said that you could always tell my dad was coming to pick her up because you could hear the tires squealing around all the corners on the way to her house. I'm sure my dad was hot in his red convertible. So, he takes her on a picnic in the park. If you've ever seen daddy start a fire you know he uses so much lighter fluid that he is probably solely responsible for the hole in the ozone layer. Anyways, he sprays the the lighter fluid on the coals in the bbq grill in the picnic area of the park. It, of course, makes a huge fire and the can caught fire too. He throws it and it catches my mom's pants on fire! She goes running and pulls her pants down, well what she didn't realize is that she also pulled down her underpants! My dad got to see my mom's ass on their first date.